Rob's Amazing Blockbuster Generator
Let's face it, coming up with a new movie idea isn't exactly rocket science these days. But today I was sorta stressed and decided that it was very important that I spend a few minutes and write yet another stupid perl script. This one makes it easy to create a plot summary for any number of next summers hollywood blockbuster hits. What follows is 5 potential films that one of the major studios might just produce. Reload and get 5 more. If you have good ideas for additional people and plots, fell free to let me know.
- A world famous crocodile wrangler and a Short Jewish Comedian break out of jail together and run from the feds.
- A Military Platoon and an Autistic genius are lost in space and spend years trying to find their way home. .
- A Time Traveling Band of Midgets and an Inept Bungling Criminal get trapped in a vehicle that will explode if it drops under 55 MPH.
- The President of the United States of America and a witty but cranky old man have to work as topless dancers to support their child..
- Walter Matthaugh and Jack Lemmon and a scientist save a music store from going bankrupt.
Entertained by this?
You can snag the perl script and the data file. It's simple stuff. There are bugs, I don't care.