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Rob's Amazing Blockbuster Generator

Let's face it, coming up with a new movie idea isn't exactly rocket science these days. But today I was sorta stressed and decided that it was very important that I spend a few minutes and write yet another stupid perl script. This one makes it easy to create a plot summary for any number of next summers hollywood blockbuster hits. What follows is 5 potential films that one of the major studios might just produce. Reload and get 5 more. If you have good ideas for additional people and plots, fell free to let me know.

  • A snotty rich little girl and a teenage hacker engage in group sex which destroys their friendship.
  • A disgruntled Ex Cop and an Innocent, Cute yet Spunky child discover frozen neandrethal while digging swimming pool in back yard.
  • The Muppets and a Martial Arts Master announce their wedding plans, and force their parents to adjust.
  • A Man Convicted of Crime He Didn't Commit and a heavy metal rock band meet up, and wackiness ensues.
  • Any Member of the cast of Friends and an unemployed hockey player overturn a corrupt sheriff and restore peace to country town.

Entertained by this?

You can snag the perl script and the data file. It's simple stuff. There are bugs, I don't care.

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